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Big hello to everybody there.

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In the chat.

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Andrew Van Houten.

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Charles Branson.

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Jake Blumberg.

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Dark Helmet.

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Thank you very much Dark Helmet.

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Very kind of you.

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I'm too old to be drafted.

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Says Dark Helmet.

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Well that's good.

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Hopefully we don't get drafted.

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None of us get drafted into the upcoming World War 3 scenario.

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Charlie Wood.

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Thank you very much Charlie Wood.

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Did you see the Pope the last day giving out a schlap?

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The Pope was dishing out schlaps the last day.

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Did you see it?

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Papa San Francisco.

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Really changed my opinion on him.

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Ninja Gamer.

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Ninja Gamer.

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20,000.

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Thank you very much.

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Peter Hickey.

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How are you?

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Karen Moore.

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Shane C.

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"Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" Me or Mammy, thank you. "Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" Yeah. That's mine.

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Let's have a look here at the schlap.

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Poor position out schlaps, big style, last day. "Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" How are you,

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Phillips Town, Monte Carlo? Thank you very much. Now, watch Pope Francis smack woman's hand after being grabbed.

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This is a crazy situation now. But I seen it now myself. "Hey, you wanna be a donat'n?" Yeah. "That's mine."

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Sniper Wolf, thank you very much.

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You're a great Kurdish sniper.

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And unfortunately, you got got by Solid Snake

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because he was high on diazepam at the time.

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And I've seen this now, this video of the Pope.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Do-do-do-do-do.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Patrick Bamford, another man.

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Patrick Bamford, just declare for Ireland, man.

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Declare for Ireland and fucking play during the Euros

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and score a few goals, be a hero.

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Do you know what I mean?

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What's the story?

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Because you've got, there's a long list of laddians

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queuing up for England strikers,

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so you might as well declare.

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He don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

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Sergeant Derek Spain, thank you very much.

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But I've seen the Pope smack in the hand,

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and thanks Patrick Bamford,

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smack in the hand of the lady.

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The lady could have fucking dislocated his arm.

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That's my take on it.

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Pope Francis is marking the Catholic Church's world

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the day of peace by speaking out

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on violence against women.

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In his first message of 2020,

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the pontiff called it a desecration of God.

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But take a look at what happened the night before his speech.

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Let's have a look.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Ripping it, fuck.

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Look.

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Look at the face heen on him.

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Look at the face heen on him.

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Look at the scowl.

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Scowl pus.

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Scowl pus.

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What was your one saying?

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Was she trying to, um.

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Put a hex on him or something.

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Schlapper.

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The 83 year old was visibly irritated after a woman grabbed his hand while he greeted a crowd on New Year's Eve.

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He has since apologized.

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It's unfortunate now that we don't have any sound.

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He's not mic'd up.

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And the on-board microphone of the camera is picking up the lady who's saying loads of stuff.

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I don't know what she's saying or what language she's speaking.

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But we don't know what Pope Francis is saying.

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So I might take this opportunity to try my best to relay what he is saying as the images project on our screens there now.

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So, I will be Pope Francis for this section now.

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Hi everyone, how are you keeping? Are you waiting? Oh, oh, oh! Get off! Get off! Get off the fucking hand!

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Fucking sh...

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Hi everyone, how are you doing? Happy...

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Hi kids, how are you getting on? You well.

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So, I thought, hopefully that's brought a new element to the footage, which you've all probably seen, but...

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You know, we need to immerse ourselves in the situation before we can really come to terms with how bad it was.

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A lot of people saying that the Pope was wrong.

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But, as you can see there and from my interactive voiceover, it was only right that he dished out a few schlaps.

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I heard he gathered round all the disciples and went back after that for a meal.

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They called him the last schlapper.

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I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

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I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

283
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

284
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

285
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

286
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

287
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

288
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

289
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

290
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

291
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

292
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

293
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

294
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

295
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

296
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

297
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

298
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

299
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

300
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

301
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

302
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

303
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

304
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

305
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

306
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

307
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

308
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

309
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

310
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

311
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

312
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

313
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

314
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

315
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

316
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

317
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

318
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

319
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

320
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

321
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

322
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:52,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

323
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

324
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

325
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

326
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

327
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

328
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

329
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

330
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

331
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

332
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

333
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

334
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

335
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,360
I heard he was going to be a little bit of a meal.

336
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,360
I heard he was going to be a meal.

337
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,360
"Stayn clear, the doors are open."

338
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,360
"Stayn clear, the doors are open."

339
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,360
"Stayn clear, the doors are open."

340
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,360
Sandra Joyce!

341
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:30,360
"Sandra Joyce!"

342
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,360
Sandra Joyce, thank you very much.

343
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,360
Happy New Year.

344
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,360
Hope you're keeping well.

345
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,360
"Thank you for choosing Schlug Aaron."

346
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,360
"Thank you for choosing Schlug Aaron."

347
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,360
"Thank you for choosing Schlug Aaron."

348
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,360
I had to kill the music just to say that.

349
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,360
"Hey, do you know, you're doing it?"

350
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,360
"Billy Black Eyes over here, look.

351
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,360
The Black Eyed Peas."

352
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,360
"Scooby Dooby, how are ya?"

353
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,360
"Scooby Dooby, how are ya?"

354
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,360
"Pardon me."

355
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,360
"Bah!"

356
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:02,360
"Thank you very much, Scooby."

357
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:12,360
"Bah, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada."

358
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,360
"No."

359
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,360
"No."

360
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,360
"No."

361
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,360
"Lovely better trad."

362
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:22,360
"This trad ain't bad."

363
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,360
"It's unreal."

364
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:24,360
"It's unreal."

365
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,360
"It's the real deal."

366
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,360
"It's got all the diddles in the right place."

367
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:49,300
Lovely bit of trad. This trad ain't bad. It's unreal. It's the real deal. Got all the diddles in the right place. All the idols in the right place.

368
01:15:49,300 --> 01:16:03,140
*Mario plays*

369
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:09,140
How you getting there?

370
01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:15,140
Hey, don't a bit of donating.

371
01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:20,180
Oh, fuck hell. Sorry, I took my eyes off the road there and I was trying to give someone a shout out.

372
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:26,900
Paso Banton, thank you very much. And um...

373
01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:36,020
Red FM, I was actually trying to give you a shout, a thumbs up there. Ended up going right into someone's arse.

374
01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:38,020
*Mario plays*

375
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:41,620
Chelsea, Chelsea Hun, thank you very much, Chelsea Hun.

376
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:47,700
*Mario plays*

377
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:49,060
Jeez, the trail mix is unreal.

378
01:16:52,580 --> 01:16:54,340
I've got the Carton Noire as well on the go.

379
01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:56,740
*Mario plays*

380
01:16:56,740 --> 01:17:00,100
Tate Ho, Tate Ho, Swift for Pope.

381
01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:31,060
Lovely lovely. The middle of Kyle Moore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

382
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:58,620
Wow. The Pride of Rock Chapel. Geez, we're being treated to some Thrad Masterclass tonight. Was somebody beeping me before I was at on the radio?

383
01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:28,600
I'm going to go.

384
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:58,580
I'm going to go.

385
01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:28,560
I'm going to go.

386
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:33,080
Watch the wheel.

387
01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:34,760
Watch the suspension now on this.

388
01:19:36,540 --> 01:19:36,840
Sorry.

389
01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:41,440
I'll turn down the tread for this now because look at this.

390
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:46,020
Boom.

391
01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:47,740
Boom.

392
01:19:49,620 --> 01:19:52,800
You don't even feel the seat under your arse move.

393
01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:53,740
Why?

394
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,500
Because those springs have been optimized.

395
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:03,340
The wheel takes the whole force of the speed bump.

396
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,060
Passenger.

397
01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:06,100
Passenger.

398
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,360
Lovely journey for the passenger.

399
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:11,240
Doesn't feel a fucking thing.

400
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:13,840
It's over and done before you know it.

401
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:15,880
I love those moments.

402
01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:23,780
Some of my most favorite moments of driving the bus are going over speed bumps and looking at how the suspension deals with the speed bump.

403
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,500
Might sound boring to you but it's fascinating to me.

404
01:20:29,300 --> 01:20:29,580
You know.

405
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:35,020
There's a yellow wind warning out tonight everyone.

406
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:40,860
I just seen there I'm met here and might have to do a bit of weathering after this now.

407
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:47,560
Yellow wind warning for the south and the waste from midnight tonight.

408
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:52,640
So lock up the fucking cat and the dog and the sheep.

409
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,780
Stick an umbrella up over the dog.

410
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,580
Or whatever it is you do.

411
01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:00,920
Because it's going to get windy.

412
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,020
Tie the bus down.

413
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:04,880
It's right.

414
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:05,820
Ready for.

415
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:15,500
Is there somebody's calling for VR?

416
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:17,440
Or Gulag?

417
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:27,980
How are you getting on Sarah Feingold?

418
01:21:28,980 --> 01:21:29,700
Stephen S.

419
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:30,740
Sean Casey.

420
01:21:38,740 --> 01:21:39,180
No.

421
01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:48,440
How are you Sean?

422
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:48,800
Are you well?

423
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,860
Let's see now.

424
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,080
No one's requested a gulag actually.

425
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:09,040
But there's definitely something going on there.

426
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,620
I'm trying to keep an eye on it.

427
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:16,780
But it's hard to drive a bus and keep an eye on the chat.

428
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:17,940
All the same.

429
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,940
Also I'm checking for scum down the bus who haven't paid their ticket or fare.

430
01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:26,240
It's very, very, very tough.

431
01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:28,340
Check for scum. There you go. Thank you very much.

432
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,020
Thank you very much.

433
01:22:30,020 --> 01:22:36,540
Gulag for Barbie, somebody says.

434
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,900
Barbie Gulag Leon.

435
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,960
Barbie again says David St. Patrick. How are you, David?

436
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:46,940
Happy New Year to you.

437
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,500
And happy new decade.

438
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,320
Thank you very much for the Bride of Rock Chapel.

439
01:22:54,320 --> 01:23:01,640
Now, let me have a look now.

440
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,720
Are you doing a bit of donating?

441
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:08,940
Tom, how are you?

442
01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:09,780
Are you doing a bit of donating?

443
01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,640
Tom, thank you very much, Tom.

444
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:13,280
That means a lot, Tom.

445
01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:14,420
Happy New Year to you.

446
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:17,800
Thank you very much.

447
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,200
We're going to have to go to the Gulag now for Barbie.

448
01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:22,060
There's someone in the chat called Barbie.

449
01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:22,140
Barbie.

450
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:22,140
Barbie.

451
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:27,760
Are you doing a bit of donating?

452
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:28,820
Sorry, Barbie.

453
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:33,460
We're going to have to go to VAR to see if you're Gulagable.

454
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,660
And thank you very much for that, Eddie Murphy's menswear.

455
01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:40,940
Or O'Langer's slug.

456
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:41,680
Thank you very much.

457
01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:44,020
We're going to go to the Gulag now.

458
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:46,060
Or to the VAR, sorry.

459
01:23:46,180 --> 01:23:50,760
To check to see whether or not Barbie in chat is going down for life.

460
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:51,980
Are you doing a bit of donating?

461
01:23:51,980 --> 01:24:00,700
There you are Eddie Murphy, thank you very much. Open till 9 you say. That's great. VAR now. If we have it.

462
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:19,060
No.

463
01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:48,280
It's a Gulag. It's a Gulag. And that Barbie has gone to the Gulag for a long, well I say a long time. It's actually a lifetime.

464
01:24:48,280 --> 01:25:11,360
There is no coming back from that. Some people have learned the hard way. There are even people asking me if the new dawn of a new decade, 2020, is going to bring about the release of these prisoners who are trying to claim political prisoner status.

465
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:27,360
They fucked up. They meshed up. I'm missing potholes and I'm trying to catch people on the bus. It's too much for me. Whoa!

466
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:42,360
It's too much for me. What a fucking mentler. And it's too much for me to check out the back of the bus and be looking at the chat as well.

467
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:50,360
Barbie Candy. She's back again! Fucking hell.

468
01:25:54,360 --> 01:26:03,360
Barbie Candy, how are you? You say. We're going to have to go to Gulag, VAR again, Barbie Candy, I'm afraid. I'm sorry about this. Sorry everyone. Let's see.

469
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:10,360
*Dramatic music*

470
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:24,360
GOOL LEG!

471
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:33,180
Once in the gulag, twice in the gulag. That's a two-leg.

472
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:36,140
Do you know?

473
01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:38,620
Did we stop there or did we open the doors?

474
01:26:39,780 --> 01:26:40,780
Fucking wrong bus stop.

475
01:26:41,300 --> 01:26:41,980
Oh, I'm flustered.

476
01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:43,760
I am flustered.

477
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:50,860
One Volkswagen at www.connellys.ie.

478
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:54,080
Winds will strengthen overnight reaching gale force on the coast.

479
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:56,500
Rain will arrive in western parts before morning.

480
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,720
Lowest temperature 7 to 9 degrees.

481
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:01,820
Wet and windy to start tomorrow with the spell of heavy rain,

482
01:27:01,940 --> 01:27:05,880
but it will move through quickly in the morning with the clearance to sunny spells and isolated showers.

483
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:06,220
Oh!

484
01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:29,260
She came out of nowhere and I went right into her.

485
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:42,440
We've yet again another Barbie.

486
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:44,220
Another Barbie.

487
01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:51,900
In the chat, it's insane the amount of alternative accounts that this one Barbie has had to make.

488
01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:56,700
But we're going to do our best now.

489
01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:59,440
We're going to have to go to gulag again.

490
01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:00,220
I'm sorry about this.

491
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:25,220
How are you getting on?

492
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:27,920
Eddie, Eddie Irvine's manhandles.

493
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:28,680
Thank you very much.

494
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:29,720
And Sam Denigan.

495
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,400
Thank you very much.

496
01:28:34,740 --> 01:28:35,520
Jeez Christ.

497
01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:38,180
How many more Barbies are there?

498
01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:41,400
This is the trouble now.

499
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:42,920
There's too many Barbies in the chat.

500
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:45,080
And also, it's putting me off.

501
01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:47,160
I just ran over somebody's grandmother.

502
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,100
The purple onion.

503
01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:53,480
It could even be...

504
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:55,980
Oh yeah, she's not on the bus.

505
01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:58,160
We definitely killed her anyway.

506
01:28:58,260 --> 01:28:58,660
It's a shame.

507
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,080
That is an absolute shame and a half.

508
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:05,680
I feel like a bit of a shaman.

509
01:29:06,540 --> 01:29:08,000
Bringing death upon people.

510
01:29:08,420 --> 01:29:10,140
And then feeling shame about it as well.

511
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:11,240
Which is natural.

512
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:14,160
Very, very natural.

513
01:29:18,380 --> 01:29:19,720
Doing a bit of remorcing.

514
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:26,560
I was up in front of the judge there a few months back for a string of accidents.

515
01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,640
And I said, are you doing a bit of judging?

516
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:32,020
To the judge.

517
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:34,040
She said, don't speak.

518
01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:35,060
You're not allowed to speak.

519
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:37,580
And I said, are you doing a bit of judging?

520
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:37,980
Yeah.

521
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:38,880
That's mighty.

522
01:29:39,380 --> 01:29:39,880
But remember.

523
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:42,180
I'm doing a bit of remorcing.

524
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:44,760
So take pity on me.

525
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:46,360
Please.

526
01:29:46,820 --> 01:29:47,620
And now I'm back.

527
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,500
Back on the road again.

528
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:52,720
You gotta love the Irish justice system.

529
01:29:53,980 --> 01:29:55,100
You gotta love it.

530
01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:59,520
Back on the road within two weeks.

531
01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:02,900
Three points on the license.

532
01:30:03,860 --> 01:30:04,940
And away you go, boy.

533
01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:11,260
Justice.

534
01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:14,560
Justice.

535
01:30:14,860 --> 01:30:15,340
There's Tommy.

536
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:17,820
Is it Tommy or Johnny?

537
01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:18,420
Oh, yeah, Johnny.

538
01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:22,700
Johnny.

539
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:26,380
Johnny.

540
01:30:26,380 --> 01:30:28,300
Wow.

541
01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:35,180
Yeah, when I got out the courtroom, I got into the bus.

542
01:30:35,380 --> 01:30:36,560
It was parked outside the court.

543
01:30:36,980 --> 01:30:40,640
And I started honking the horn and going justice at the end of it.

544
01:30:41,380 --> 01:30:44,020
And then I noticed the families of some of the people were walking out.

545
01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:45,060
I had to stop that then.

546
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,120
And I just put on an announcement that said, doors opening.

547
01:30:49,260 --> 01:30:50,060
Because I was flushed.

548
01:30:50,100 --> 01:30:50,980
And I didn't know what to do.

549
01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:55,220
And then I wound down the window like I did usually do here.

550
01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:59,900
I slid it open and said, I'm fucking sorry.

551
01:31:01,100 --> 01:31:02,220
But they weren't looking.

552
01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:04,120
And then I closed the window.

553
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:05,640
And started doing this.

554
01:31:08,700 --> 01:31:09,460
Not looking.

555
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:12,700
Not looking.

556
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:15,400
And I think they got the message then.

557
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:17,640
I think they understood where I was coming from.

558
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:19,560
And we kind of...

559
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:20,860
We were on level...

560
01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:21,900
Level pagan then.

561
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:23,440
As people.

562
01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:24,280
As humans.

563
01:31:27,820 --> 01:31:29,560
How are you getting on, Mrs. Ruel?

564
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:31,680
Would you like a ticket to paradise?

565
01:31:33,380 --> 01:31:34,720
Two tickets or one?

566
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:37,380
Just the one.

567
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:38,800
No problem.

568
01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:39,940
He's going to visit donating.

569
01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:41,360
Tom.

570
01:31:41,980 --> 01:31:43,180
He's going to visit donating.

571
01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:43,540
Yeah.

572
01:31:43,820 --> 01:31:44,220
Tom.

573
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:45,200
That's my...

574
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,500
Good man, Tom.

575
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:52,820
Good man, Tom.

576
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,180
Good man, Tom.

577
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:01,540
Thanks, Tom.

578
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:05,680
Thanks, Tom.

579
01:32:08,340 --> 01:32:09,140
How are you getting on?

580
01:32:09,660 --> 01:32:10,820
Thank you so much, Tom.

581
01:32:10,860 --> 01:32:11,640
I can't believe it.

582
01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:15,060
I cannot believe it.

583
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:19,520
I have the best passengers in the world.

584
01:32:23,020 --> 01:32:24,700
I'm not talking about ye lot.

585
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:28,860
Faking Egypts.

586
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,840
Check for scum, anyway.

587
01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:34,640
Have you got your tickets?

588
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:36,740
You don't.

589
01:32:37,300 --> 01:32:38,020
120 euros.

590
01:32:38,020 --> 01:32:39,420
120.

591
01:32:39,420 --> 01:32:39,620
120.

592
01:32:39,620 --> 01:32:39,940
120.

593
01:32:40,540 --> 01:32:41,500
Nice ones.

594
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,460
Please in the post.

595
01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:47,420
Tickets.

596
01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:49,300
Have you any tickets?

597
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,520
Have you got any tickets at all?

598
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:52,700
Tickets for anything else?

599
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:53,680
Show me them as well.

600
01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:55,320
No.

601
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:56,400
You're all...

602
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,020
You're all sound.

603
01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:57,500
Apart from...

604
01:32:58,340 --> 01:32:59,780
Little miss phone here.

605
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:02,000
Little miss smartphone.

606
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:04,040
Not so smart now, are you, huh?

607
01:33:05,340 --> 01:33:09,440
With your fucking smart Twitter and your Facebook and your Instagramming.

608
01:33:12,740 --> 01:33:13,460
Swine flu.

609
01:33:14,460 --> 01:33:15,640
I gotta tell you something.

610
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:19,140
You'd want to watch out for the African swine flu.

611
01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:21,020
Make sure you've...

612
01:33:21,020 --> 01:33:21,420
Make sure you've...

613
01:33:21,420 --> 01:33:25,820
Not fed any pork to pigs in the last few weeks.

614
01:33:25,820 --> 01:33:28,360
And keep all pork products away from the farm.

615
01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:31,140
Because I've heard for some reason.

616
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:36,520
If you introduce pork products like a betina ham or an old sausage or a ration.

617
01:33:37,380 --> 01:33:40,760
And you feed that to the animals.

618
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:44,960
Then it'll introduce flu or something.

619
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:46,460
Look it.

620
01:33:46,660 --> 01:33:47,560
I'm paraphrasing.

621
01:33:47,700 --> 01:33:48,700
I don't know.

622
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,440
But...

623
01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:50,020
Is that the...

624
01:33:50,020 --> 01:33:51,320
Does anybody out there know?

625
01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:54,300
We've got...

626
01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:54,980
We've got more.

627
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:57,380
I know.

628
01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:59,340
The gulag is fucking too...

629
01:33:59,340 --> 01:33:59,640
There's...

630
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,360
There's too much gulagging going on.

631
01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:03,640
How does this Barbie one...

632
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:04,720
Manage it?

633
01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:08,780
Like seven different accounts.

634
01:34:09,780 --> 01:34:13,040
Time has been spent setting up multiple alias accounts.

635
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:16,000
For a fictional Barbie doll.

636
01:34:19,220 --> 01:34:20,620
And then we've killed...

637
01:34:20,620 --> 01:34:21,940
Now we've killed someone again.

638
01:34:25,700 --> 01:34:26,720
Man slater.

639
01:34:29,540 --> 01:34:30,580
Not my fault.

640
01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:34,580
It's cause of Barbie.

641
01:34:34,580 --> 01:34:38,660
Thanks very much.

642
01:34:41,060 --> 01:34:41,900
How you getting that?

643
01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:44,740
I don't know what happened there anyway.

644
01:34:48,580 --> 01:34:49,860
Well I do know what happened.

645
01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:50,580
I killed someone.

646
01:34:50,720 --> 01:34:51,060
Again.

647
01:34:53,060 --> 01:34:54,580
Just goes to show what can happen...

648
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,320
When you're not fucking looking at the road and you're driving a big bus.

649
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:00,660
Who'd have thought it?

650
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:03,920
Ow!

651
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:07,780
How are you getting on now?

652
01:35:07,780 --> 01:35:07,780
How are you getting on now?

653
01:35:09,780 --> 01:35:10,500
Stand here.

654
01:35:10,980 --> 01:35:11,720
The doors are open.

655
01:35:15,140 --> 01:35:16,160
Look at this lad.

656
01:35:17,180 --> 01:35:18,600
He's got the dark...

657
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:19,260
Black eyes.

658
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:20,620
The black eyed peas.

659
01:35:26,620 --> 01:35:50,540
Satan? Thank you very much Satan, that's very kind of you. I was gonna say you're doing God's work but it's actually the opposite of what you're doing. Has anybody ever said that to you? You know, like people say you're doing God's work. But if you're doing bad stuff you should go. You're doing the devil's work, you can't.

660
01:35:52,080 --> 01:36:17,540
Maybe that's a new thing that could start. It doesn't really have any punch though. When you're telling somebody that they're doing wrong. To tell them they're doing the devil's work. They'll probably say yeah and what about it? They'll probably enjoy it. That's the devil for you. Real piece of shit. And I don't make any bones about saying that at all.

661
01:36:17,540 --> 01:36:26,080
I'm not a hateful person or an individual who has harbors any ill will towards anyone. But that feckin' devil.

662
01:36:39,540 --> 01:36:42,280
If I ever get a hold of that feckin' devil.

663
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:52,000
How are you getting that? How are you getting that?

664
01:36:54,100 --> 01:37:00,300
Crazy days. Tom. Thank you very much Tom. For your kind hearted and generous tip.

665
01:37:04,300 --> 01:37:05,440
I can't believe it.

666
01:37:11,180 --> 01:37:12,420
I just fuckin' spilled

667
01:37:12,420 --> 01:37:15,000
fuckin' coffee all over my jacket. Fuck.

668
01:37:16,460 --> 01:37:16,980
Now we're

669
01:37:16,980 --> 01:37:18,360
crashing into a rock as well.

670
01:37:18,580 --> 01:37:20,980
19 grand. 19,000 euro.

671
01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:22,580
What?

672
01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:22,580
What?

673
01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:24,580
*crickets*

674
01:37:24,580 --> 01:37:25,080
*bop*

675
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:28,580
*bop*

676
01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:29,080
*bop*

677
01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:29,580
*bop*

678
01:37:29,580 --> 01:37:30,580
*bop*

679
01:37:30,580 --> 01:37:31,580
*bop*

680
01:37:31,580 --> 01:37:32,580
*bop*

681
01:37:32,580 --> 01:37:33,580
*bop*

682
01:37:33,580 --> 01:37:34,580
*bop*

683
01:37:34,580 --> 01:37:35,580
*bop*

684
01:37:35,580 --> 01:37:36,580
*bop*

685
01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:36,580
*bop*

686
01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:37,580
*bop*

687
01:37:37,580 --> 01:37:38,580
*bop*

688
01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:38,580
*bop*

689
01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:39,580
*bop*

690
01:37:39,580 --> 01:37:40,580
*bop*

691
01:37:40,580 --> 01:37:41,580
*bop*

692
01:37:41,580 --> 01:37:42,580
*bop*

693
01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:43,580
*bop*

694
01:37:43,580 --> 01:37:44,580
*bop*

695
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:45,580
*bop*

696
01:37:45,580 --> 01:37:46,580
*bop*

697
01:37:46,580 --> 01:37:47,580
*bop*

698
01:37:47,580 --> 01:37:48,580
*bop*

699
01:37:48,580 --> 01:37:49,580
*bop*

700
01:37:49,580 --> 01:37:50,580
*bop*

701
01:37:50,580 --> 01:37:51,580
*bop*

702
01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:52,580
*bop*

703
01:37:52,580 --> 01:37:59,580
Oh yeah now.

704
01:37:59,580 --> 01:38:12,580
Oh! Oh! Sorry there, I got a heart attack when I seen the amount of money for... I hit a stone in a field and...

705
01:38:12,580 --> 01:38:37,580
the bus company is down 20 grand in the hole. A bit of Rennie or milk of Magnesia later on it'll be fine.

706
01:38:37,580 --> 01:38:41,580
Oh God. God.

707
01:38:41,580 --> 01:38:46,580
Thomas what?!

708
01:38:46,580 --> 01:38:48,580
That's mine.

709
01:38:48,580 --> 01:38:57,580
*Dies*

710
01:38:57,580 --> 01:39:10,580
*Dies*

711
01:39:10,580 --> 01:39:12,580
*Dies*

712
01:39:12,580 --> 01:39:13,580
*Dies*

713
01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:14,580
*Dies*

714
01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:15,580
*Dies*

715
01:39:15,580 --> 01:39:22,580
Sorry about that now there was a bit of a heart attack but I came back from the dead. Bit like Jesus in a way.

716
01:39:22,580 --> 01:39:33,580
Driving a bus instead of saving the world. But I do like to think that I'm saving the world in my own unique way you know.

717
01:39:33,580 --> 01:39:37,000
people need to get from A to B

718
01:39:37,000 --> 01:39:38,940
and indeed from C

719
01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:40,560
or to even D

720
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:43,060
and I'm here to provide that service

721
01:39:43,060 --> 01:39:45,760
a regional kind of service

722
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:48,540
that will get you from and to those pints

723
01:39:48,540 --> 01:39:51,400
Thomas, waters

724
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,600
water you like

725
01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:54,660
thank you very much

726
01:39:54,660 --> 01:39:58,960
and Tom, the 2E

727
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,160
are you the same Tom?

728
01:40:02,320 --> 01:40:02,960
that's the thing

729
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:04,000
I'm not sure

730
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:08,000
it's amazing stuff

731
01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,000
he left no message

732
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:11,760
Cleona Rowe, how are you?

733
01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:15,300
thank you very much Cleona Rowe

734
01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:18,660
I hope you're keeping well

735
01:40:18,660 --> 01:40:22,600
you were here since day one

736
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:23,660
supporting the stream

737
01:40:23,660 --> 01:40:25,280
and the bus

738
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:28,000
you were here before Schlagerren even took to the road

739
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,780
Francis was telling me

740
01:40:32,340 --> 01:40:36,500
I do the commentary, the match commentaries with the nephew

741
01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,000
and

742
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:40,380
basically

743
01:40:40,380 --> 01:40:43,580
it's not for anyone

744
01:40:43,580 --> 01:40:45,220
other than himself

745
01:40:45,220 --> 01:40:46,920
he wants, he's looking for a job

746
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:48,660
turn that down a bit

747
01:40:48,660 --> 01:40:50,140
he's looking for a job

748
01:40:50,140 --> 01:40:52,600
as a commentator

749
01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:54,380
so what he does is

750
01:40:54,380 --> 01:40:56,380
he downloads the videos to his laptop

751
01:40:56,380 --> 01:40:57,600
and then

752
01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:59,900
on a Sunday afternoon

753
01:40:59,900 --> 01:41:02,620
I go down to his

754
01:41:02,620 --> 01:41:03,640
and we record them

755
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:04,500
and

756
01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,180
as live

757
01:41:06,180 --> 01:41:06,680
you know

758
01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:08,040
we watch the whole thing back

759
01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:09,380
and then he cuts the highlights down

760
01:41:09,380 --> 01:41:11,980
and he's sending that out

761
01:41:11,980 --> 01:41:12,920
he's sending it to

762
01:41:12,920 --> 01:41:13,720
BBC

763
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:14,920
RTE

764
01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:16,360
TV3

765
01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:17,520
Virgin Media

766
01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:18,880
whatever you want to call that now

767
01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:20,920
and

768
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:22,580
he's hoping to hear back from them

769
01:41:22,580 --> 01:41:22,760
so

770
01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,080
fingers crashed

771
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:28,880
Sky Sports will be

772
01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:31,540
you'll hear the voice

773
01:41:31,540 --> 01:41:33,140
next time you're watching Sky Sports

774
01:41:33,140 --> 01:41:33,680
oh

775
01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:35,880
and you'll know who it is

776
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:36,880
I ran a red light there

777
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:37,560
that's another

778
01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:39,220
another feckin'

779
01:41:39,580 --> 01:41:40,780
few pound out the purse

780
01:41:40,780 --> 01:41:45,660
Anguished Panda

781
01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:49,080
Thank you very much

782
01:41:49,080 --> 01:41:49,840
Anguished Panda

783
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:50,720
Mice

784
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:52,700
Oh you wanna watch the curb here

785
01:41:52,700 --> 01:41:54,480
I've been stung too often

786
01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:56,300
on this little curbine here

787
01:41:56,300 --> 01:41:58,380
Corribine

788
01:41:58,380 --> 01:41:59,420
Corribile

789
01:41:59,420 --> 01:42:03,760
The cherubim and seraphim are after you

790
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:06,300
Did you ever stop to think about that?

791
01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:09,880
Tins a lilt

792
01:42:09,880 --> 01:42:10,900
Thank you very much

793
01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:11,560
Tins a lilt

794
01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:13,660
You old scoundrel

795
01:42:13,660 --> 01:42:16,640
Thank you very much

796
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:17,500
You're not a scoundrel

797
01:42:17,500 --> 01:42:18,320
You're a sound book

798
01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:19,620
Or a bookette

799
01:42:19,620 --> 01:42:23,740
One or the other

800
01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:25,700
Maybe that's bad now

801
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:26,280
Maybe it should

802
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:27,780
You get people saying

803
01:42:27,780 --> 01:42:28,740
Tommy left out the

804
01:42:28,740 --> 01:42:29,640
Not just

805
01:42:29,640 --> 01:42:31,240
Men or women

806
01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:32,460
There's other genders as well

807
01:42:32,460 --> 01:42:34,480
Three pubs in Bohola

808
01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:35,380
Thank you very much

809
01:42:35,380 --> 01:42:41,700
They did the 12 pubs of Christmas in Bohola

810
01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:44,880
But they just went round the same three pubs

811
01:42:44,880 --> 01:42:48,960
Four times

812
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:50,360
We Joe

813
01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:51,180
Thank you very much

814
01:42:51,180 --> 01:42:55,080
Thank you very much

815
01:42:55,080 --> 01:43:00,140
Now

816
01:43:00,140 --> 01:43:02,600
Now we turn

817
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:03,620
Oh yeah we go here

818
01:43:03,620 --> 01:43:15,420
Oh yeah then

819
01:43:15,420 --> 01:43:25,360
Oh yeah then

820
01:43:25,360 --> 01:43:27,360
Stand clear, the doors are open.

821
01:43:28,360 --> 01:43:30,360
Stand clear, the doors are closed.

822
01:43:53,360 --> 01:43:54,360
Hurry up then.

823
01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:56,360
*Sigh*

824
01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:01,360
How you getting that?

825
01:44:03,360 --> 01:44:04,360
Tam!

826
01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:06,360
Thank you very much Tam.

827
01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:12,360
*Sigh*

828
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:13,360
Oh!

829
01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:21,360
I ain't gonna be so donakin'.

830
01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:24,360
*Sigh*

831
01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:26,360
Jerry Adams.

832
01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:29,360
Thank you very much Jerry, Jerry Adams.

833
01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:31,360
Jesus Christ I'll be geriatric.

834
01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:35,360
By the time I get to the end of this journey.

835
01:44:35,360 --> 01:44:37,360
*Sigh*

836
01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:39,360
*Sigh*

837
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:41,360
Thank you very much Tam.

838
01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:41,360
*Sigh*

839
01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:43,360
I can't believe it.

840
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:44,360
*Sigh*

841
01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:45,360
*Sigh*

842
01:44:45,360 --> 01:44:49,360
I've put this here to say that Tam and Thomas Wathers is the same person.

843
01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:51,360
*Sigh*

844
01:44:51,360 --> 01:44:52,360
*Sigh*

845
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:53,360
*Sigh*

846
01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:54,360
Thank you very much Tam.

847
01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:55,360
*Sigh*

848
01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:56,360
Incredible.

849
01:44:56,360 --> 01:44:57,360
*Sigh*

850
01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:58,360
*Sigh*

851
01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,940
Somewhat incredulous.

852
01:45:02,860 --> 01:45:05,020
Irreplaceable.

853
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:09,440
Insane.

854
01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:13,600
Quite something.

855
01:45:15,740 --> 01:45:16,400
Fantastic.

856
01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:21,120
Grand.

857
01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:27,620
How are you getting them?

858
01:45:27,620 --> 01:45:32,860
Holy smoke.

859
01:45:34,580 --> 01:45:35,740
We have to pick up these

860
01:45:35,740 --> 01:45:37,440
fecking lunatics down here now.

861
01:45:38,380 --> 01:45:39,380
Wrong bus stop I'd say.

862
01:45:41,700 --> 01:45:42,140
Yep.

863
01:45:42,400 --> 01:45:42,820
Wrong one.

864
01:45:44,660 --> 01:45:45,740
No one's getting on or off.

865
01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:49,160
Holy smoke.

866
01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:50,240
I'm going to have to...

867
01:45:50,240 --> 01:45:52,620
Do you know what I'm going to have to chill out with after the bus now?

868
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:55,880
I'm going to chill out and watch Apollo the movie.

869
01:45:56,160 --> 01:45:58,260
The moon landing movie.

870
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:01,120
Which I have watched.

871
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:06,340
The last few days I've watched it.

872
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:08,920
And I fall asleep every time.

873
01:46:09,300 --> 01:46:10,680
Because it's so relaxing.

874
01:46:11,620 --> 01:46:12,600
Apollo 11.

875
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:15,220
It's either called Apollo 11 or Apollo.

876
01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:16,700
And it's the...

877
01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:18,540
Cinema Verity.

878
01:46:19,380 --> 01:46:20,040
They call it.

879
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,880
That's when they point the camera at the show and let the show happen.

880
01:46:22,980 --> 01:46:23,500
They don't...

881
01:46:23,500 --> 01:46:24,560
They don't do a voiceover.

882
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:25,760
They just...

883
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:26,880
You see it all happen.

884
01:46:27,820 --> 01:46:28,860
And it's Cinema Verity.

885
01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:29,600
Oh, we missed...

886
01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:30,320
We missed the turn.

887
01:46:31,320 --> 01:46:31,900
We'll go around.

888
01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:32,720
We'll go around again.

889
01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:36,380
I highly recommend watching Apollo.

890
01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:37,680
And...

891
01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:40,860
I fall asleep to it because...

892
01:46:40,860 --> 01:46:41,640
It's like...

893
01:46:41,640 --> 01:46:43,720
Pure relaxing.

894
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:46,740
You relax the cacks.

895
01:46:48,060 --> 01:46:50,680
And I'm also interested to see what happens.

896
01:46:50,860 --> 01:46:51,540
I mean, I knew...

897
01:46:51,540 --> 01:46:53,000
I knew they got to the moon.

898
01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:54,700
Sure, I watched it happen.

899
01:46:55,380 --> 01:46:56,500
When I was a young fella.

900
01:46:57,540 --> 01:46:58,260
And...

901
01:46:58,260 --> 01:47:01,060
I never seen the inside story.

902
01:47:01,420 --> 01:47:02,100
Like this.

903
01:47:03,060 --> 01:47:05,800
And you see how all the people dead with it on the computer.

904
01:47:05,980 --> 01:47:07,500
Sending the rocket to the moon.

905
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:10,360
You've got Stretch Armstrong.

906
01:47:10,820 --> 01:47:11,800
Buzz Lightyear.

907
01:47:13,080 --> 01:47:13,880
And...

908
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,300
To my surprise.

909
01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:21,120
Now, the third fella who was on the moon was Michael Collins.

910
01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:23,660
Could you believe that?

911
01:47:23,660 --> 01:47:29,180
He must have...

912
01:47:29,180 --> 01:47:33,100
Must have done a bit of fucking time travelling or something to reach the moon.

913
01:47:34,220 --> 01:47:35,680
I'd never heard about it.

914
01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:37,580
But I've...

915
01:47:37,580 --> 01:47:39,400
I've yet to watch the end of this film.

916
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:43,740
So far, I get to the point where...

917
01:47:43,740 --> 01:47:44,420
They're in the sky.

918
01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:45,360
They're on the way to the moon.

919
01:47:45,460 --> 01:47:46,200
And I fall asleep.

920
01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:48,400
It's very, very relaxing.

921
01:47:48,820 --> 01:47:51,260
And that's only 20 minutes into it.

922
01:47:51,260 --> 01:47:55,340
See if you can do that now.

923
01:47:55,420 --> 01:47:56,200
Watch that tonight.

924
01:47:56,340 --> 01:47:58,540
And not fall asleep before the end of it.

925
01:48:06,940 --> 01:48:10,140
Devil era sent up Michael Collins as Dohy Murphy.

926
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,120
Are you serious?

927
01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:13,220
Is that the crack?

928
01:48:15,900 --> 01:48:17,620
And did they send him from...

929
01:48:17,620 --> 01:48:21,200
From heaven to return back to the earth and then on to the moon?

930
01:48:21,840 --> 01:48:24,920
Or did he go straight from heaven to the moon?

931
01:48:26,260 --> 01:48:28,700
Probably would have been easier because...

932
01:48:28,700 --> 01:48:31,040
It's out of the way to go from heaven to earth.

933
01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:34,420
They might have built a bypass.

934
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:35,080
I'm not sure.

935
01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:36,440
But...

936
01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:37,880
I think...

937
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:39,160
That you go from heaven down.

938
01:48:39,300 --> 01:48:42,300
The first thing you come to is the moon because...

939
01:48:42,300 --> 01:48:43,580
Correct me if I'm wrong now.

940
01:48:43,580 --> 01:48:44,900
We're here on earth, right?

941
01:48:45,700 --> 01:48:46,140
That's...

942
01:48:46,140 --> 01:48:47,260
We've got that sorted out.

943
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:49,240
Then we look up to the sky.

944
01:48:49,940 --> 01:48:50,480
Up above.

945
01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:53,220
Let me get out here and show you.

946
01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:56,300
How you getting that?

947
01:48:56,420 --> 01:48:57,960
Now we look up there and there's the sky.

948
01:48:59,020 --> 01:49:01,100
And then beyond that sky...

949
01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:02,260
You've got the moon.

950
01:49:04,940 --> 01:49:05,980
Do you know what I'm saying?

951
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,120
And heaven is beyond the sky.

952
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,480
So it would be easier for Michael Collins...

953
01:49:10,480 --> 01:49:11,880
Who's been sent by Devil Era...

954
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:12,920
To get to the moon via that.

955
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:13,700
Look it.

956
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:14,820
You think I'm bullshit.

957
01:49:15,240 --> 01:49:15,680
I'm not...

958
01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:15,680
I'm not...

959
01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:16,200
I'm not...

960
01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:17,020
That's not me.

961
01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:17,880
It's not my style.

962
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:19,600
Look.

963
01:49:19,660 --> 01:49:20,580
We'll get it up here...

964
01:49:20,580 --> 01:49:21,460
On Wikipedia.

965
01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:26,680
Apollo 11.

966
01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:28,240
Neil Armstrong.

967
01:49:28,500 --> 01:49:28,700
Look.

968
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:31,180
Neil Armstrong.

969
01:49:34,300 --> 01:49:35,060
There you go.

970
01:49:35,780 --> 01:49:36,840
And Buzz Lightyear.

971
01:49:36,840 --> 01:49:36,860
And Buzz Lightyear.

972
01:49:41,740 --> 01:49:42,280
And look.

973
01:49:42,380 --> 01:49:42,980
Michael Collins.

974
01:49:43,060 --> 01:49:43,260
There.

975
01:49:44,220 --> 01:49:44,900
There he is.

976
01:49:45,640 --> 01:49:46,720
Michael Collins.

977
01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:49,000
You could not make it up.

978
01:49:52,420 --> 01:49:53,300
There he is again.

979
01:49:53,380 --> 01:49:53,480
Look.

980
01:49:53,540 --> 01:49:54,220
Michael Collins.

981
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:55,660
Edwin...

982
01:49:55,660 --> 01:49:57,840
Van der Sar and Neil Armstrong.

983
01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:00,600
Insane.

984
01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:09,500
Unreal.

985
01:50:09,500 --> 01:50:09,580
Unreal.

986
01:50:14,380 --> 01:50:15,320
Get back on the bus.

987
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:15,600
Sorry.

988
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:18,260
I'm going to get a bad rating off the passengers now.

989
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:18,780
Sorry.

990
01:50:18,840 --> 01:50:20,500
I was just trying to stop and look at the moon.

991
01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:21,820
Sorry.

992
01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:23,320
I was just trying to stop and look at the moon.

993
01:50:24,020 --> 01:50:24,240
Sorry.

994
01:50:24,340 --> 01:50:25,660
I was just trying to stop and look at the moon.

995
01:50:25,820 --> 01:50:26,340
Sorry.

996
01:50:26,340 --> 01:50:27,780
I was just trying to stop and look at the moon.

997
01:50:29,780 --> 01:50:31,660
And no leaving any rubbish on the bus.

998
01:50:33,020 --> 01:50:33,460
You.

999
01:50:34,060 --> 01:50:34,780
Phone woman.

1000
01:50:37,240 --> 01:50:39,020
The bus is clean enough actually today.

1001
01:50:39,140 --> 01:50:39,780
Sorry about that.

1002
01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:40,620
There was a false alarm.

1003
01:50:42,620 --> 01:50:44,580
Didn't mean to be frightened you or anything.

1004
01:50:47,860 --> 01:50:48,240
Right.

1005
01:50:49,820 --> 01:50:51,280
Hit the road, Jack.

1006
01:50:52,460 --> 01:50:53,800
And don't you come back.

1007
01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:55,100
No more.

1008
01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:55,840
No more.

1009
01:50:56,620 --> 01:50:57,080
No more.

1010
01:50:57,140 --> 01:50:57,560
No more.

1011
01:50:57,980 --> 01:50:59,200
Hit the road, Jack.

1012
01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:02,940
I skipped a stop there, it says.

1013
01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:05,240
Again.

1014
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:08,020
To go around.

1015
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:19,320
Yeah.

1016
01:51:20,820 --> 01:51:22,740
They've no need to go back to the moon now.

1017
01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:26,680
Once they've been there, they've been there and it's gone.

1018
01:51:26,760 --> 01:51:27,080
That's it.

1019
01:51:27,100 --> 01:51:27,440
It's done.

1020
01:51:27,440 --> 01:51:30,680
You know.

1021
01:51:32,280 --> 01:51:35,960
I think they're going to be sending Greta Thunderberg up there in the next year.

1022
01:51:36,300 --> 01:51:37,060
Whatever it is.

1023
01:51:37,740 --> 01:51:38,460
When she's doing her.

1024
01:51:38,620 --> 01:51:40,360
She might be doing part two of the world tour.

1025
01:51:40,440 --> 01:51:41,220
She's done it this year.

1026
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:44,260
Next year she's going to be doing it in a space rocket.

1027
01:51:45,060 --> 01:51:50,120
Which is powered by Elon Musk's new fragrance called Musk by Elon.

1028
01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:52,800
And it's carbon positive.

1029
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:53,720
Carbon positive.

1030
01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:54,100
Carbon negative.

1031
01:51:54,100 --> 01:51:57,840
It means there's no carbon in it.

1032
01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:00,240
And.

1033
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:00,500
Yeah.

1034
01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:05,460
She's going to go up there and just fucking chill out for a bit.

1035
01:52:05,980 --> 01:52:08,540
And get away from it all because it's been a hard year for her.

1036
01:52:09,540 --> 01:52:10,640
Time person of the year.

1037
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:11,000
Fair play.

1038
01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:12,000
Fair play.

1039
01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:22,860
Can't be easy going around fucking talking to people and telling people to start driving electric and doing all that stuff.

1040
01:52:24,780 --> 01:52:25,820
Chaperoned of course.

1041
01:52:26,540 --> 01:52:27,100
Paid for.

1042
01:52:28,220 --> 01:52:29,200
Comfy hotels.

1043
01:52:30,580 --> 01:52:31,240
Lovely boats.

1044
01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:34,440
Great times.

1045
01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:35,620
Adoration.

1046
01:52:39,140 --> 01:52:40,020
Must be hard.

1047
01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:40,620
No school.

1048
01:52:43,300 --> 01:52:44,040
Do you know.

1049
01:52:45,700 --> 01:52:46,540
Must be hard.

1050
01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:50,520
I heard that Connor Williams was on the same flight.

1051
01:52:51,740 --> 01:52:53,100
I don't really like that fella.

1052
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:55,220
But I watched his.

1053
01:52:56,460 --> 01:53:00,000
Him driving the car the last day and trying to sell people insurance.

1054
01:53:01,020 --> 01:53:02,220
He was saying that.

1055
01:53:02,900 --> 01:53:05,320
He was on the flight there with Greta Thunberg.

1056
01:53:06,540 --> 01:53:07,640
And Ivan Yates.

1057
01:53:08,020 --> 01:53:09,480
And the mother from Crystal Schwing.

1058
01:53:10,720 --> 01:53:13,840
And they were great travellers.

1059
01:53:14,820 --> 01:53:15,420
The lot of them.

1060
01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:16,240
Apart from.

1061
01:53:18,100 --> 01:53:18,540
Greta.

1062
01:53:18,740 --> 01:53:20,020
Who wasn't a good traveller.

1063
01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:22,460
And she was demanding vegan meals on the flight.

1064
01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:23,540
They had no vegan option.

1065
01:53:25,300 --> 01:53:28,140
And all hell kicked loose you know.

1066
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:30,560
How are you getting on?

1067
01:53:31,900 --> 01:53:33,540
How are you doing Mrs. Are you well?

1068
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:35,980
You'd like a ticket to paradise you would?

1069
01:53:35,980 --> 01:53:36,380
No.

1070
01:53:42,800 --> 01:53:43,440
Thank you.

1071
01:53:47,580 --> 01:53:47,940
Now.

1072
01:53:51,500 --> 01:53:52,740
This is a nice trip now.

1073
01:53:52,820 --> 01:53:55,980
There's no killing our mother and our fucking gig acting going about.

1074
01:53:58,820 --> 01:54:00,820
And long may that continue.

1075
01:54:01,900 --> 01:54:04,960
Because as I keep saying next week we might not be here with the World War 3.

1076
01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:07,320
But.

1077
01:54:07,980 --> 01:54:10,440
I have the stockpile of buses out there.

1078
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:12,960
Outside Val.

1079
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:14,920
I also know a lad down in the room.

1080
01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:15,200
Shna.

1081
01:54:16,160 --> 01:54:17,980
Who has a rake of parts.

1082
01:54:18,580 --> 01:54:19,060
Spears.

1083
01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:19,340
And.

1084
01:54:20,620 --> 01:54:21,240
All sorts.

1085
01:54:21,340 --> 01:54:22,660
And he can sort that out for me.

1086
01:54:23,920 --> 01:54:24,360
Anytime.

1087
01:54:27,420 --> 01:54:28,300
Will we get the beep?

1088
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:29,740
Will we get the beep?

1089
01:54:50,880 --> 01:54:51,740
Can he see me?

1090
01:54:55,780 --> 01:54:56,180
Jenny.

1091
01:54:56,180 --> 01:54:56,360
Jenny.

1092
01:54:56,360 --> 01:55:01,160
I don't think he can see me.

1093
01:55:04,920 --> 01:55:06,300
You think he give us a flash?

1094
01:55:07,580 --> 01:55:08,780
I can see you Jenny.

1095
01:55:13,520 --> 01:55:14,520
I can see you.

1096
01:55:16,740 --> 01:55:17,520
Fucking ignorant.

1097
01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:21,160
Ignorance.

1098
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:23,640
The old ignorance is bliss anyway.

1099
01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:28,580
You stick your head in the sand like an old ostrich.

1100
01:55:30,520 --> 01:55:31,560
You will find.

1101
01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:33,160
That life.

1102
01:55:33,160 --> 01:55:34,100
Is pretty.

1103
01:55:34,520 --> 01:55:35,160
Shwell indeed.

1104
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:38,840
But then of course.

1105
01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:39,780
You have to.

1106
01:55:39,780 --> 01:55:40,120
You have to.

1107
01:55:40,120 --> 01:55:40,300
You have to.

1108
01:55:40,360 --> 01:55:43,880
Stick your head out the sand every now and again.

1109
01:55:46,760 --> 01:55:48,540
Then the world will come crumbling down.

1110
01:55:48,920 --> 01:55:51,160
So you can't have your head in the sand the whole time.

1111
01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:54,800
You should do the ostrich.

1112
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:55,380
You should do the ostrich maneuver.

1113
01:55:55,380 --> 01:55:55,420
You should do the ostrich maneuver.

1114
01:55:55,420 --> 01:55:56,840
Once in a blue moon.

1115
01:55:57,480 --> 01:55:58,720
When it's getting too much for you.

1116
01:55:59,720 --> 01:56:02,520
But don't rely on it as a method for getting through life or anything.

1117
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:02,900
Because.

1118
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:06,600
I have found in my experience now.

1119
01:56:07,040 --> 01:56:09,200
I tried to do the ignorance is bliss.

1120
01:56:10,580 --> 01:56:13,980
And I was ignoring all sorts of problems in my life.

1121
01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:19,440
And they all were still there at the end when I got back to them.

1122
01:56:20,680 --> 01:56:20,980
So.

1123
01:56:21,420 --> 01:56:23,340
Tackle the fucking things head on.

1124
01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:24,780
And with gusto.

1125
01:56:25,620 --> 01:56:26,500
Pure gusto.

1126
01:56:27,920 --> 01:56:29,320
Remember the advert for the gravy.

1127
01:56:29,420 --> 01:56:29,700
Bisto.

1128
01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:31,820
Well this is pure gusto.

1129
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:37,020
And you might sneer or laugh at the mantras.

1130
01:56:37,300 --> 01:56:38,620
And the fucking sayings.

1131
01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:39,060
And the.

1132
01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:41,280
The power of self-help books.

1133
01:56:42,060 --> 01:56:43,220
The J.B. Pizzles.

1134
01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:44,660
The Eckhart Tolles.

1135
01:56:44,780 --> 01:56:46,060
The Oprah Winfrey's of the world.

1136
01:56:47,020 --> 01:56:47,300
But.

1137
01:56:48,380 --> 01:56:50,780
You arm yourself with the right mindset.

1138
01:56:51,720 --> 01:56:53,560
And there's no fucking stopping you.

1139
01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:55,120
There is no stopping you.

1140
01:56:55,200 --> 01:56:56,420
That's the God's honest.

1141
01:56:58,020 --> 01:56:58,840
Because I've been.

1142
01:56:59,180 --> 01:56:59,900
Up there.

1143
01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:00,880
I've been down there.

1144
01:57:00,880 --> 01:57:07,400
But the things that matter in life.

1145
01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:09,620
You look after them.

1146
01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:11,900
It's not about money.

1147
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:12,560
Or phones.

1148
01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:13,680
Or fucking tunes.

1149
01:57:13,960 --> 01:57:14,980
Or going out.

1150
01:57:15,640 --> 01:57:16,120
Drinking.

1151
01:57:16,460 --> 01:57:17,480
Or any of that crack.

1152
01:57:21,820 --> 01:57:23,480
You take care of the things that matter.

1153
01:57:23,740 --> 01:57:25,180
Starting with number one.

1154
01:57:26,020 --> 01:57:26,460
Yourself.

1155
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:29,480
And don't take no shit from no one.

1156
01:57:29,480 --> 01:57:31,560
Ever.

1157
01:57:32,520 --> 01:57:33,940
Anyone makes you feel like you're.

1158
01:57:34,080 --> 01:57:35,140
You're any less than you are.

1159
01:57:35,480 --> 01:57:37,040
Get the fuck out of Dodge.

1160
01:57:37,940 --> 01:57:38,880
They're no use to you.

1161
01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:42,460
Now.

1162
01:57:42,680 --> 01:57:43,420
That's a nice trip.

1163
01:57:43,500 --> 01:57:44,440
Thanks very much people.

1164
01:57:46,180 --> 01:57:46,960
Perfect timing.

1165
01:57:47,500 --> 01:57:48,260
Last stop everyone.

1166
01:57:48,340 --> 01:57:49,280
You've got all your stuff.

1167
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:58,440
You don't want to leave your phone behind.

1168
01:57:58,600 --> 01:57:58,980
Or your wallet.

1169
01:57:59,080 --> 01:57:59,680
Or anything like that.

1170
01:57:59,700 --> 01:58:00,640
You don't want to leave your phone.

1171
01:58:00,800 --> 01:58:01,460
They're all off.

1172
01:58:01,500 --> 01:58:02,120
It was too late.

1173
01:58:02,460 --> 01:58:03,860
Too late to give them that message.

1174
01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:07,800
Too fecking late to give them that message.

1175
01:58:08,300 --> 01:58:10,640
And they left a bit of a fucking.

1176
01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:15,400
Copying or something on the bus there.

1177
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:17,500
I'm going up and down like a blue arse fly.

1178
01:58:17,500 --> 01:58:20,960
They're ruining my bus.

1179
01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:26,060
I'm gonna tell you something now.

1180
01:58:26,300 --> 01:58:27,880
That'll rock your world.

1181
01:58:28,560 --> 01:58:30,020
If you have a cup.

1182
01:58:30,300 --> 01:58:32,080
Or a rapper from a bar.

1183
01:58:32,260 --> 01:58:34,000
Pick his up and bring his home.

1184
01:58:34,060 --> 01:58:35,880
You wouldn't leave us in your own fucking cow.

1185
01:58:35,940 --> 01:58:36,640
If you had a cow.

1186
01:58:36,700 --> 01:58:37,920
You wouldn't leave us in a cow.

1187
01:58:38,460 --> 01:58:51,460
You're ruining my bus!

1188
01:58:51,460 --> 01:58:56,460
Have you any cup on? Asshole!

1189
01:58:56,460 --> 01:58:59,460
Thank you. Thank you.

1190
01:58:59,460 --> 01:59:04,460
Thank you very much though Francis Higgins for unbelievable commentary.

1191
01:59:04,460 --> 01:59:12,460
And it's a great way to keep abreast of all the latest goings on in the most popular league in the world.

1192
01:59:12,460 --> 01:59:16,460
Dicklin! Thank you very much Dicklin.

1193
01:59:16,460 --> 01:59:20,460
That's very kind of you. And thanks everybody for watching tonight's show.

1194
01:59:20,460 --> 01:59:25,460
Sorry for being passengers. On tonight's bus.

1195
01:59:25,460 --> 01:59:30,460
You haven't ruined my bus. You've made it a great place to be.

1196
01:59:30,460 --> 01:59:36,460
I don't have a bus donating. T22BC. I don't have a bus donating. Yeah.

1197
01:59:36,460 --> 01:59:38,460
Thank you very much. And a big shout out as well to Tom.

1198
01:59:38,460 --> 01:59:40,460
Thomas Waters.

1199
01:59:40,460 --> 01:59:46,460
Incredible. Absolutely incredible.

1200
01:59:46,460 --> 01:59:52,460
I hope that you all have a great week.

1201
01:59:52,460 --> 01:59:56,460
Craig Brennan. That's my.

1202
01:59:56,460 --> 01:59:58,460
Craig Brennan. Thank you very much.

1203
01:59:58,460 --> 02:00:08,460
Danger lamp somebody says. It's not. It's lamp Frank Hart. We've been here. We've been here a million times before.

1204
02:00:08,460 --> 02:00:18,460
We've been here a million times before. Far Far Far. Thank you very much Far. That's mine.

1205
02:00:18,460 --> 02:00:32,460
I offer my sincerest. Um. Gratitude. Far and wide. To you Far.

1206
02:00:32,460 --> 02:00:40,460
I don't have a bus of donating. And hopefully the evangelical Christian Eriksons. Yeah. Are keeping well as well. Thank you very much.

1207
02:00:40,460 --> 02:00:42,080
Thank you very much.

1208
02:00:45,980 --> 02:00:46,580
Um.

1209
02:00:47,600 --> 02:00:48,100
Well.

1210
02:00:49,100 --> 02:00:49,860
That's it.

1211
02:00:50,760 --> 02:00:52,160
It's quarter to ten.

1212
02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:54,380
It's time to, uh,

1213
02:00:54,480 --> 02:00:56,760
park the bus in the garage.

1214
02:00:57,780 --> 02:00:58,380
Sean Kivlin.

1215
02:00:59,500 --> 02:01:00,880
Thank you very much, Sean.

1216
02:01:02,160 --> 02:01:04,140
It's a pleasure and an honor

1217
02:01:04,140 --> 02:01:06,580
to drive you into Monday.

1218
02:01:08,120 --> 02:01:08,900
And, um,

1219
02:01:09,340 --> 02:01:10,940
hope you're having a lovely evening

1220
02:01:10,940 --> 02:01:12,260
and a great weekend, too.

1221
02:01:13,920 --> 02:01:15,560
And that you didn't get too, um,

1222
02:01:16,760 --> 02:01:18,240
upset with the driving tonight,

1223
02:01:18,340 --> 02:01:19,080
which wasn't great.

1224
02:01:21,260 --> 02:01:22,060
Wasn't great.

1225
02:01:22,760 --> 02:01:24,080
Crystal Swinger after you.

1226
02:01:25,400 --> 02:01:25,720
Um.

1227
02:01:27,280 --> 02:01:28,740
I did kill someone

1228
02:01:28,740 --> 02:01:30,760
a couple of times with the bus

1229
02:01:30,760 --> 02:01:32,560
accidentally, man slothal,

1230
02:01:32,920 --> 02:01:34,120
and...

1231
02:01:34,120 --> 02:01:37,780
Yeah, I hit a rock.

1232
02:01:38,120 --> 02:01:40,300
I hit a rock and everybody jolted forward.

1233
02:01:40,300 --> 02:01:40,300
Yeah.

1234
02:01:40,300 --> 02:01:43,200
There was a bit of a whiplash.

1235
02:01:43,440 --> 02:01:44,500
Someone got whiplash.

1236
02:01:45,580 --> 02:01:46,340
And, um,

1237
02:01:47,140 --> 02:01:49,320
yeah, there's going to be a lawsuit or something.

1238
02:01:50,220 --> 02:01:51,000
But fuck it.

1239
02:01:51,040 --> 02:01:51,480
Who cares?

1240
02:01:53,280 --> 02:01:53,620
Do you know?

1241
02:01:53,720 --> 02:01:55,580
We could be dead this time next week, anyways.

1242
02:01:57,580 --> 02:01:58,860
I don't have a business donating.

1243
02:01:59,960 --> 02:02:01,260
There's been a bereavement.

1244
02:02:01,260 --> 02:02:02,100
Thank you very much.

1245
02:02:02,100 --> 02:02:02,460
Yeah.

1246
02:02:02,900 --> 02:02:04,420
There's been a bereavement.

1247
02:02:04,420 --> 02:02:09,080
I don't know if that was your intent to say,

1248
02:02:09,180 --> 02:02:11,040
to spell bereavement like that.

1249
02:02:13,760 --> 02:02:15,340
But all there is to say is,

1250
02:02:15,480 --> 02:02:17,560
good night and God bless.

1251
02:02:18,560 --> 02:02:20,540
Thank you very much for watching

1252
02:02:20,540 --> 02:02:21,680
and tipping.

1253
02:02:22,240 --> 02:02:23,060
No more.

1254
02:02:23,240 --> 02:02:23,400
Yeah.

1255
02:02:23,600 --> 02:02:25,400
It's almost 60 o'clock.

1256
02:02:25,660 --> 02:02:26,360
Thank you very much.

1257
02:02:26,360 --> 02:02:27,100
Or 6 o'clock.

1258
02:02:27,420 --> 02:02:28,320
Thank you very much.

1259
02:02:29,280 --> 02:02:30,140
You're too kind.

1260
02:02:30,860 --> 02:02:32,760
I'll never be able to get away

1261
02:02:32,760 --> 02:02:34,220
if you don't stop.

1262
02:02:36,280 --> 02:02:37,000
But, uh,

1263
02:02:37,000 --> 02:02:38,720
always remember to thank the bus driver

1264
02:02:38,720 --> 02:02:39,360
during the week

1265
02:02:39,360 --> 02:02:40,680
when you're getting on and off the bus.

1266
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:43,200
It's almost donated.

1267
02:02:43,200 --> 02:02:43,480
Trump,

1268
02:02:44,140 --> 02:02:44,600
thank you,

1269
02:02:44,640 --> 02:02:45,040
but you need,

1270
02:02:45,460 --> 02:02:46,060
no more now.

1271
02:02:46,680 --> 02:02:47,120
No more.

1272
02:02:47,620 --> 02:02:48,720
They might not come through

1273
02:02:48,720 --> 02:02:50,340
if I end the stream

1274
02:02:50,340 --> 02:02:51,320
and somebody's donated.

1275
02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:52,200
They won't come through.

1276
02:02:52,780 --> 02:02:54,240
Thank you so much, everybody.

1277
02:02:55,200 --> 02:02:56,720
It truly is an honour

1278
02:02:56,720 --> 02:02:57,860
and a pleasure to drive

1279
02:02:57,860 --> 02:02:59,300
Schlageren for you.

1280
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:00,480
And, um,

1281
02:03:01,380 --> 02:03:02,780
there's plans to take it to the moon,

1282
02:03:02,860 --> 02:03:03,440
but we need to,

1283
02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:05,000
we need to get into the sky first.

1284
02:03:05,520 --> 02:03:06,600
We might be flying planes

1285
02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:07,960
before we fly rockets anyway.

1286
02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:09,720
That's my, uh,

1287
02:03:09,900 --> 02:03:10,840
that's my two cents.

1288
02:03:11,760 --> 02:03:12,940
We'll see about that.

1289
02:03:15,860 --> 02:03:16,940
Thank you very much.

1290
02:03:17,700 --> 02:03:18,180
Force.

1291
02:03:19,440 --> 02:03:21,060
And all the other kins out there.

1292
02:03:21,740 --> 02:03:22,620
That's very kind of you

1293
02:03:22,620 --> 02:03:23,820
and I hope you're keeping well.

1294
02:03:24,860 --> 02:03:25,840
And thank you very much.

1295
02:03:28,320 --> 02:03:28,760
Now,

1296
02:03:30,020 --> 02:03:31,640
let's put on some nice music here.

1297
02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:33,260
And we'll,

1298
02:03:33,260 --> 02:03:35,240
we'll go out with a bit of story time now.

1299
02:03:35,240 --> 02:03:37,360
And this story time

1300
02:03:37,360 --> 02:03:39,640
is about what really happened

1301
02:03:39,640 --> 02:03:40,440
on the moon landing.

1302
02:03:40,640 --> 02:03:40,940
Because,

1303
02:03:41,540 --> 02:03:42,440
as we all know,

1304
02:03:43,700 --> 02:03:45,180
it wasn't just Buzz Lightyear

1305
02:03:45,180 --> 02:03:46,480
and fucking, uh,

1306
02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,200
Lance Armstrong

1307
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:48,820
who landed up there.

1308
02:03:48,900 --> 02:03:50,020
Probably on drugs

1309
02:03:50,020 --> 02:03:51,880
or EPO

1310
02:03:51,880 --> 02:03:52,680
or whatever the,

1311
02:03:52,800 --> 02:03:54,300
whatever the hell it was

1312
02:03:54,300 --> 02:03:54,740
that they,

1313
02:03:54,800 --> 02:03:55,720
they do be taken.

1314
02:03:56,980 --> 02:03:58,060
but also,

1315
02:03:58,060 --> 02:03:59,420
amongst them

1316
02:03:59,420 --> 02:04:01,240
was

1317
02:04:01,240 --> 02:04:02,760
Michael Collins.

1318
02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:04,700
There is underneath them.

1319
02:04:05,840 --> 02:04:06,760
And this is the story

1320
02:04:06,760 --> 02:04:07,700
about the moon landing,

1321
02:04:07,880 --> 02:04:08,820
the real moon landing

1322
02:04:08,820 --> 02:04:10,340
and what happened up there.

1323
02:04:27,020 --> 02:04:27,740
Sorry, actually,

1324
02:04:27,880 --> 02:04:28,640
that's, that's Norwich

1325
02:04:28,640 --> 02:04:29,520
and Crystal Palace.

1326
02:04:29,520 --> 02:04:30,600
That was the wrong,

1327
02:04:30,680 --> 02:04:32,260
that was the wrong thing.

1328
02:04:32,500 --> 02:04:33,520
Bear with me one moment.

1329
02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:36,200
When I slither home

1330
02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:37,100
after a hard day

1331
02:04:37,100 --> 02:04:37,880
out in the fields,

1332
02:04:38,260 --> 02:04:39,040
there's nothing I like

1333
02:04:39,040 --> 02:04:39,800
more than lashing

1334
02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:40,660
a few stickings

1335
02:04:40,660 --> 02:04:41,560
into the fireplace

1336
02:04:41,560 --> 02:04:43,540
and setting fire to them.

1337
02:04:43,740 --> 02:04:44,620
Be careful not to burn

1338
02:04:44,620 --> 02:04:45,580
your hands like I did.

1339
02:04:45,640 --> 02:04:46,160
While I'm waiting

1340
02:04:46,160 --> 02:04:47,440
for that baby to get going,

1341
02:04:47,640 --> 02:04:48,680
I do a few rolls

1342
02:04:48,680 --> 02:04:49,340
on the ground

1343
02:04:49,340 --> 02:04:51,520
and a few reptilious repetitions

1344
02:04:51,520 --> 02:04:53,300
just to get the blood flowing.

1345
02:04:53,840 --> 02:04:54,760
Once those flames

1346
02:04:54,760 --> 02:04:55,660
are licking high,

1347
02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:56,800
it's time to stick

1348
02:04:56,800 --> 02:04:57,760
your coal in it.

1349
02:04:59,080 --> 02:05:00,340
You can generate

1350
02:05:00,340 --> 02:05:01,440
extra drafdage

1351
02:05:01,440 --> 02:05:02,760
by using your gooch

1352
02:05:02,760 --> 02:05:03,500
as a waft.

1353
02:05:03,860 --> 02:05:04,880
Now all that's left

1354
02:05:04,880 --> 02:05:05,860
is to sit back

1355
02:05:05,860 --> 02:05:06,960
and warm your sack

1356
02:05:06,960 --> 02:05:07,760
by the flames.

1357
02:05:08,800 --> 02:05:09,740
This message

1358
02:05:09,740 --> 02:05:10,660
was brought to you

1359
02:05:10,660 --> 02:05:12,380
by Firelighters.

1360
02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:23,980
Once upon a time,

1361
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:26,220
there was a moon landing

1362
02:05:26,220 --> 02:05:29,300
in 1969 or something.

1363
02:05:30,420 --> 02:05:31,100
Buzz Aldrin,

1364
02:05:31,680 --> 02:05:32,660
Buzz Armstrong,

1365
02:05:33,240 --> 02:05:36,060
Neil Armstrong,

1366
02:05:36,840 --> 02:05:38,400
and Michael Collins,

1367
02:05:38,800 --> 02:05:39,540
the great patriot.

1368
02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:44,840
Now,

1369
02:05:46,040 --> 02:05:47,200
what happened?

1370
02:05:47,640 --> 02:05:48,240
I'll tell you.

1371
02:05:50,760 --> 02:05:52,560
they got up to the moon anyway.

1372
02:05:52,680 --> 02:05:53,520
They were flying down

1373
02:05:53,520 --> 02:05:54,460
onto the moon.

1374
02:05:56,440 --> 02:05:57,540
The pod landed

1375
02:05:57,540 --> 02:05:58,720
down on there

1376
02:05:58,720 --> 02:06:00,540
and there was

1377
02:06:00,540 --> 02:06:01,680
zero gravitational

1378
02:06:01,680 --> 02:06:03,060
force.

1379
02:06:03,820 --> 02:06:04,640
So what happened

1380
02:06:04,640 --> 02:06:05,660
was

1381
02:06:05,660 --> 02:06:06,980
Stretch Armstrong

1382
02:06:06,980 --> 02:06:08,760
got out

1383
02:06:08,760 --> 02:06:10,440
and he was floating around

1384
02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:11,740
like an old mad floater.

1385
02:06:13,400 --> 02:06:14,800
And he got down

1386
02:06:14,800 --> 02:06:15,500
onto the rock,

1387
02:06:16,340 --> 02:06:16,780
moon rock,

1388
02:06:16,860 --> 02:06:18,660
and said his famous line,

1389
02:06:18,660 --> 02:06:21,620
one small step

1390
02:06:21,620 --> 02:06:22,840
and there's Tans.

1391
02:06:24,040 --> 02:06:25,120
This must be

1392
02:06:25,120 --> 02:06:27,420
one giant lunar space colony

1393
02:06:27,420 --> 02:06:29,760
for Tankind.

1394
02:06:31,040 --> 02:06:31,660
And with that,

1395
02:06:31,880 --> 02:06:32,620
Michael Collins

1396
02:06:32,620 --> 02:06:33,620
heard that

1397
02:06:33,620 --> 02:06:35,040
and popped out

1398
02:06:35,040 --> 02:06:36,660
the top of the moon dome

1399
02:06:36,660 --> 02:06:40,460
and shot the two Tans

1400
02:06:40,460 --> 02:06:41,740
that Armstrong had said

1401
02:06:41,740 --> 02:06:42,560
were there.

1402
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:51,980
and that was the story.

1403
02:06:53,420 --> 02:06:54,480
That was what really

1404
02:06:54,480 --> 02:06:55,360
happened on the moon.

1405
02:06:57,420 --> 02:06:58,700
The Tans were up there

1406
02:06:58,700 --> 02:06:59,740
and Michael Collins

1407
02:06:59,740 --> 02:07:00,780
put a stop
